How To End A Relationship

Some relationships end and some relationships should end. Often one or both parties feel injured.

If you want to end a relationship with two sighs of relief, pay close attention to what your “significant other” can’t tolerate in others. Perhaps it’s cigarette smoking. That is just an example of something I noticed a former boyfriend could not tolerate. When you are ready (IF you get ready) to end the relationship, instead of having a teary-eyed conversation with the other person, just do whatever s/he finds so very offensive that they will leave. You both will breathe a sigh of relief. You don’t really have to smoke (or whatever it is) that long. They seldom come back, but if they do . . . well, continue with your new bad habit and they’ll leave again.


About msplayful

I am someone who finds life humorous and often share my views with friends and co-workers. Since I've been told I should be a stand-up comedian, I thought I'd see how well I could do at writing funny things that happen, or that happen in my head.
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