The Vet Told Me To Do It

Tomorrow if you see me following my dog around with a container and trying to collect her urine as she pees, it’s because my vet has told me to do this. Blackie had a bad urinary infection a couple weeks ago. We think the antibiotic cured it, but are not completely certain. The choices are to pay the vet to use his fancy ultra sound machine and withdraw urine from my dog’s bladder, or for me to follow the old dog around the yard as she pees here and there and try to catch some of it in a container.  Then I pour what I manage to collect into a test tube and drive it to the vet for analysis. I am not crazy; I am not drunk. I am being frugal and trying to help the vet determine if the dog’s infection is gone or not. I do have back problems, so if you want to come over and help me out, I would welcome it. I’ll hold the leash and you can hold the container . . . and follow the dog.

About msplayful

I am someone who finds life humorous and often share my views with friends and co-workers. Since I've been told I should be a stand-up comedian, I thought I'd see how well I could do at writing funny things that happen, or that happen in my head.
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