I went to the doctor this morning. Both ears are infected, but that’s beside the point. She kept me waiting longer than usual, and I had time to read some of the posters in the exam room.
I was sitting on the exam table, and there’s a big poster right in front of me. It says if I have high blood pressure and some other things I probably have, that I also might have ED. E D. Well, I decided to ask her about that. I looked around the room and thought about picking up a ballpoint pen it looked like someone had dropped, but who, and what disease did THEY have? So I left it under the table.
My eyes kept wandering back to the ED poster. I was hoping I didn’t have it when I got to almost the bottom of the poster and it used the words Erectile Dysfunction. Well, dayum. Glad she was a little slower than usual coming in. That could have been embarrassing.